The most inexpensive food we have is all from Ikea (fish eggs and elk sausage).
Cracking and buying a banana for 80 pence from Tesco after third visit that night. 
Dumped a box of what I thought was oatmeal into a pot of water, and it just dissolved instantly and turned into a paste. I think I literally ate pablum for breakfast.
Dry 7-Eleven croissant med ost og skinke. Heat lamp spesh. Again.
I ordered a sausage breakfast sandwich and was just handed plain brown toast, butter and sausage.